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Couch Commentary: Army Football In Four Words
by Ryan Thies | General | 12.09.09 |
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There it is: the four italicized words at the end of the email.  Go Army.  Beat Navy.  It’s there like PS- don’t forget to pick the kids up at 3.  It’s an afterthought, and it’s everything.  It’s implied but too important to be ignored. 

I had the pleasure of receiving the email from West Point’s Superintendent.  Well it wasn’t to me.  Three-star generals don’t email me.  But I know people that they email, people in their charge, and when it’s not classified I will occasionally get one forwarded to me.  He signed off his email- Go Army.  Beat Navy.- like the tens of men that have preceded him as the head of West Point.  They have used that sign off for as long as there has been football.  Surely if Ulysses Grant and Robert Lee were around for a football game--and, I guess, if they had email--that would have been their sign off too.  Surely it was Eisenhower’s signoff.  No matter what rank he or she may achieve in life, there is little that is more important to a West Pointer than the Saturday in December when they play Navy.  The week before the game is unlike anything in college sports.  Cadets greet their superiors with “Go Army!  Beat Navy!” It’s a salutation and a salute.  It’s implied--but too important to be ignored. 

There are college rivalries that teams look forward to all season, the rivalries that make or break seasons, and then there is Army/Navy.  Once it was a championship-caliber game, but now in the lean years--because of the lean years--the game is even more important.  The Oregon/Oregon State rivalry has long had the audacity to call their game the Civil War; I wonder what Grant (West Point class of 1843) and Lee (West Point class of 1829) would think of that.  If football is a metaphor for war, what do we call it when actual soldiers are playing?    And therein lies the rub, it’s a game--a big game--but just a game nonetheless, and with what awaits them after graduation, how can a game compare to that?  It’s this dichotomy that turns commentators into rambling idiots.  It’s the don’t-think-of-an-elephant problem, you try to block it out of your mind, but that just makes it pop in there that much larger.  The game is so big why would you talk about anything else, but the desire to focus on the field makes every cadet’s future weigh even heavier on your mind.  Their future is what separates this game from Harvard/Yale, their future is what makes this game so big.  It’s implied, but too important to be ignored.

Today’s West Point cadet is that dichotomy.  The scholar and the warrior.  West Point is Forbes’ “Best College in America.”  It made the top because of the Ivy League education.  It also made it because the US Government foots the bill.  All it takes to repay the debt is a 5-year gauntlet through the sand.  But ask a West Pointer if it’s worth it and they won’t be able to say “Hell yeah!” fast enough.  They are a special breed, West Pointers.  They were Class Presidents and Valedictorians, and they are learning how to lead by taking orders.  Every time an order is barked at them, every time they have to wake up early to memorize the New York Times because they will need to recite and pontificate upon request, every time they memorize every meal they are going to have, every little thing they focus on, everything is a learning experience--the little things that are implied but the too important to be ignored. 

And a West Point football player has to be even more than that, they are forced to be two things at all times--an Army cadet and a West Point football player.  Don’t let the ads numb you to the fact that there is such thing as being “Army Strong.”  There is a mental and physical toughness that is required.  Sometimes that goes hand-in-hand with football--memorizing the New York Times before breakfast every day is pretty good practice for memorizing a playbook--but sometimes Army Strength prevents Football Strength (300-lb linemen would not last the running and jumping that West Point requires).  As a result, the offensive and defensive lines for West Point can only be described as ‘undersized.’  The University of Florida’s starting offensive linemen average 326 pounds, Navy’s line averages 286, Army’s averages 256.  Army football--made up of some of the toughest guys in the country--will always be underdogs.  The uphill battles, implied but too important to ignore.

When you walk West Point’s campus you are simultaneously struck by the history and the beauty.  Forts aren’t supposed to look this good.  But college campuses are.  And so again: the dichotomy.  You walk along the Hudson--walk because you’re a guest, if you were a cadet you would be running.  You see Constitution Island; you walk past the Firstie Club (the bar for 4th year cadets, which along with the Cow Club is the only alcohol on campus).  You walk past statues of Eisenhower and McArthur, their 5 stars each prominently displayed.  These two statues, raised up to be giants, wearing one more star than any of today’s cadets will ever achieve, setting the bar higher than humanly possible, screaming at everyone that walks by them--they don’t make them like this anymore.  But spend two minutes with a cadet and you know that they make them pretty damn well today, too.  The tradition and history though is never far enough away, and so you watch them march.  Statues to your left, the modern solider to your right, fully-uniformed, walking, stiffly, across the Parade Field.  Any other campus would just call it the Quad.  Of course any other campus would have dozens of students lounging around on it.  Any other campus would acknowledge it’s just a large piece of pristine grass with four sets of bleachers on it.  Pristine doesn’t do it justice--I’m told it’s the 2nd most expensive public lawn in the country, the first being the White House’s East Lawn.  But as you stand between the 5-star generals, the barracks/dorms behind you, the grass leading out to Trophy Point leading out to the Hudson leading out to Constitution Island, your eyes can’t help but drift out over the water, you become the lookout, scouting for an incoming armada like you would have done 200 years ago.  Your eyes drift back, back to the present, back to the lawn.  And there it is--the four bleachers.  Something’s not right with the bleachers.  You let your eyes drift back more, and like a magic eye puzzle your eyes relax and they see it.  Each bleacher spells out a word.  Four bleachers, four words, something implied but so important that it must be spelled out: Go Army Beat Navy.




Written by Ryan Thies
Ryan "Leaky Pipes" Thies got his nickname when he missed a guest spot on SportsNight due to a plumbing problem at his house (there really isn't anything more to the nickname, sorry to disappoint you.) For the record, if Ryan were to introduce himself on MNF, he would be torn between introducing himself as from St John Bosco (an Honorary LB school), LBCC, or CSULB. Read More Articles by Ryan Thies...

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Travis
I feel bad because I have a selfish reason for wanting Army to lose. If they lose to Navy, then UCLA makes it into a bowl game. In DC no less.

WEST POINT CADET
"And a West Point football player has to be even more than that, they are forced to be two things at all times--an Army cadet and a West Point football player."
TO BAD THE MAJORITY OF THEM NEVER REALLY EXPERIENCE BING A CADET LIKE THE REST OF US DO, AND THE CURRENT FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE HARDLY FOOTBALL PLAYERS. BUT THE ARTICLE IS A GOOD ONE OF HOW THINGS USE TO BE AND TO HOPING FOR THE FUTURE OF THIS INSTITUTION.

Firstie
Ignore WEST POINT CADET. He is one of the few cadets who seem to think poorly of our football brothers. They miss some cadet activities due to their work load balancing classes and a very demanding sport, but that does not mean they are not members of the corps. I have shared many hardships with football players during my time here and truly do respect them. West Point football players are as much a part of the corps as any other cadet.

Another Firstie
That is bull crap the football players really dont do what the rest of us do and they get away with all kinds of things. i dont know how many times ive had to do a project with a member of the football team and realized that it wasnt going to be a group project i was stuck doing all of it, i guess that is a way of making sure they can pass the classes. West Point Cadet is also correct about the fact that they suck as a football team. i also hate watching them get away with things, such as the honor code, where just because they are one of the better football players at west point the rules, standards and values of the institution are tossed to the side for the sake of the ever mighty west point football team.

JR Salazar
I would like Army to win this weekend. They have never been to a bowl game since 1996. They need this.

Walking E
As a UCLA fan, I must say "Anchors Aweigh! Go Navy!"

2002 West Point Grad
"West Point Cadet" and "Another Firstie," I dealt with guys like you my entire four years at West Point. How in the world did either of you make it past your Cow year? Your grammar is horrendous and an embarrassment to the Academy's standards. I know being bitter is a part of being a cadet but there is something you really need to understand. Doing duties/drill at the end of the day and then doing your homework is immensely less difficult than the hazing/beatings football players take on a daily basis before dragging themselves back to the barracks to open a book. Your bitterness is very clearly jealousy driven. Don't be upset that the bigger/stronger/smarter guy gets some perks that you may not... that's life. If you can't learn to get past that fact you will live a miserable existence. Be happy with the place you are in and happy for those around you and their successes. It will really help you advance further in life and live a more fulfilled one.

Another Firstie
did you see the football game against navy?

3rd Firstie
Another Firstie, I'm sorry but I'm ashamed to have you as a classmate. You were probably the guy asking if you had to join AOG. I don't know about you, but I think it is more than a little childish to belittle your schoolmates in such a manner. Trust me, I'm the biggest tool in the Corps but I've seen slugs pull just as much BS as any football player. Oh by the way, I did see the game, and a I saw an exuberant Corps cheering. Good football games tend to do this like nothing else.


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